Then I realized that I might get better results if I put an object on my turntable and used my camera's burst mode:
And then I got bored and went on to other things.
And then I saw an eBay auction for some old prints by a guy who would take photos of nudes from a variety of angles. So, I horked down copies, cropped out the individual frames, and made some nude women you can twirl around:
I haven't figured out how to embed the damn things into a post yet. Maybe some day. Maybe not.
Last one of this meme...
...for awhile, at least.
Didja know that HulaGirlPorn.com redirects to this blog? It's true!
To this day, I have no idea why
Hula Girl isn't a popular genre of porn.
I have oatmeal for breakfast, every fucking morning.
Well, with the occasional omelette on a weekend.
No, seriously, what do you do when a Supreme Court Justice is obviously insane?
And, if you're one of those morons who thinks Scalia's judicial philosophy is just neato, ask yourself this: Was Dred Scott correctly decided?
There's such a thing as being too pedantic.
So, there's this image going around with a man's hand holding a wee bunny. The caption reads
You can tell the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him or some twee twaddle like that. Anyway, a friend suggested an alternate second part:
No, I don't advocate throwing small bunnies. Tossing? Maybe.
The postscript is that some douche-bag on Facebook took the modified image, stripped off my friend's name, and then reposted it. What a douche-bag.