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Hula Girl Porn?

Posted: Friday August 15 2008 @ 7:47am

Religious Order: Non-Sectarian

I recently returned from two weeks in Hawaii. It was gorgeous. At one point, we kept driving past an "adult" store called Backseat Betty's Love Boutique. What a great name for a store. So I went inside to enquire about T-shirts bearing the name. Well, turns out, they used to sell them, but they were sold out. Alas!

So I then asked the obvious question: "Do you have hula girl porn? Do they even make hula girl porn?"

The woman behind the counter just shook her head and said "Sorry honey."

Honestly, it seems like an untapped genre. Coconut bras. Grass skirts. Lovely Hawaiian maidens. What more could you want?

I even searched the Internet, with no luck. (This was the best I could find.)

I'm sorely tempted to register HulaGirlPorn.com, just in case it takes off some day.


Alaskaroyu blathered on about something on Sunday June 01 2008 @ 12:39am

Ah damn I searched the same thing and THIS is the first link... what a pity TT
Hopefully someday it'll come! Be patient!

Tommy blathered on about something on Sunday June 01 2008 @ 2:43pm

I still have my hopes. And, when it does become the next big thing, I'm prepared.

I bought both hulagirlporn.org and hulagirlporn.com.

(They both re-direct here.)

Tubbsies blathered on about something on Friday June 27 2008 @ 1:24am

I've been looking for this for /years/.

All Hula vids I've found can't load on my browser. :(

Get those site up 'n running! Start the genre -- or keep me entertained.

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